April Ghouls!

Get it? Like "April Fools"? No? Ok then...

So it's April already! In 6 months, it will be October. That's so exciting. I can't believe Monster Bash 2008 was already 6 months ago. That's insane. Time flies when you're thinking of frightening things.

I decided to look at the Upcoming Horror Movies to see if they had anything to spOoOOooOoOkify my Spring...well, there's nothing in theaters...

But there are a whole heap of movies coming to DVD! Here's the list from the website:

APRIL
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (DVD)

APRIL 7
Donkey Punch (DVD)
House (DVD)
Shuttle (DVD)
Vinyan (DVD)

APRIL 14
Splinter (DVD)

APRIL 21
The Burrowers (DVD)
Laid to Rest (DVD)

APRIL 26
100 Feet (TV)

APRIL 28
Martyrs (DVD)
The Uninvited (DVD)




So, what are Monster Bash Blog's thoughts? Well...




Cabin Fever is one of those movies that I maybe have seen about 25 times, thanks to the Sci-Fi channel. It is also something that I wouldn't say I "like", but if it were on Sci-Fi and I had nothing else to do, I'd probably watch it...every time. Cabin Fever 2? I'd give it a shot..wait...I just read the plot and completely changed my mind:

A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water (IMDB.COM).




You've gotta be kidding me. No wonder they won't put this in theaters. You can't have CABIN fever at a high school prom. Are you people out of your minds?!


Donkey Punch is being released to DVD. I'm shocked. I thought they'd just throw that in the trash. I still have no interest in seeing this movie, and I am still uncomfortable even putting it in my blog. I think I'm going to get flagged. I'm not even linking to it. So there. Instead, I'm giving you a real donkey punch:

Take that.






House is basically a "Christian Horror Movie" (I've never heard of that in my life) that was released to a limited amount of theaters back in November of 2008. Starring Michael Madsen, the movie is basically about facing one's darkest fears and making the "right" decisions and good vs. evil and all of that. It's actually based on a book, and Wikipedia has some additional info as well. I don't think I want to see it, even though I love Michael Madsen. I am not completely opposed to it though, and if it were on, or readily available, I'd probably give it a shot.







Shuttle is about these two girls coming home from a vacation and boarding an airport shuttle that turns into a deadly horrifying ride. This one actually sounds pretty promising, and I'm interested in it. I've never heard of it, actually, until now, but it looks pretty decent. IMDB gave it a 6.4 out of 10, so not bad.








Vinyan is a movie about a family trying to find their son after a tsunami. This kind of sounds like a movie along the lines of The Ruins, but with far more realistic things happening. I don't think I want to see it though.

Splinter isn't about the rat from TMNT like I originally thought...

It's a movie that sounds like the usual-a group of people are trapped somewhere (in this case a truck stop) and they are faced with a problem (a parasite that travels from person to person and causes them to go crazy and kill people) and they have to solve the problem. Next. It kind of sounds like a 28 Days Later type of flick, except far more contained.

The Burrowers is a horror-meets-western type of movie. It's about a search party in the "Wild West" that are falling victim to underground dwelling creatures that come up to attack. Eh. I'm not really big into Westerns. Didn't they make a movie like this already? Tremors or something?

Laid to Rest is about a girl who wakes up in a casket, disoriented, and has to outsmart a "technologically inclined" serial killer before the night ends, according to UHM. This one actually sounds pretty good. I'm interested.

100 Feet looks like it's going to be released only on the Sci-Fi channel. It's about a woman who kills her abusive husband in self-defense, is put on house arrest, and is haunted in the house by the ghost of her dead, abusive, enraged husband. This sounds like a ghostly Lifetime movie, and therefore, by my female nature, I'd see it. It may be pretty corny though.

Martyrs sounds like it's about two girls who are rescued from a slaughterhouse and form a bond. One of the girls seeks revenge on those who tortured her, and it goes from there. This is a French film that apparently won alot of accolaides from the London Frightfest film festival there. It sounds to me like a film similar to that of Hostel and Saw and things like that.

And Finally, The Uninvited, which was released in January to theaters, is already out on DVD. That seemed really fast. I already discussed it a bit here...in case you were interested and forgot that I'm already on top of my game here at MB Blog.

Anyways, let's break out some spOoOoOoOoOky theater popcorn, hop into our skull-and-crossbone pj's, turn off the lights, and watch some dvd horror!

The Last House on the Left

March 13th, 2009 (Friday the 13th, also, but not THE Friday the 13th). That's the day that the remake of the remake of original The Last House on the Left hit theaters.




I'll be the first to admit, I almost didn't get to see this one. There were several factors. First, I've seen the 1972 version and it was honestly one of the most brutal and difficult movies I've ever sat through.

I was near-vomit when I watched it. It's extraordinarily gruesome and grim. I feared that I wouldn't have the gall and iron stomach to sit through the newer one. I mean, even the trailer is kind of gory:



Also, would the newer one capture that horror and discomfort and nausea, or would it be complete trash? I got a little nervous. But, if I didn't suck it up and go, what would I have to use to replace my 8th blog of March?!

As always here at MB Blog, horror always prevails, the movie got pretty good reviews...and here I am with my vilified thoughts! (Spoilers ahead, fyi)

First of all, the official movie website is fantastic. Really well done. If you haven't gone there yet, what are you waiting for?!

So, this remake of a remake is, in my opinion, extremely well done. While there are some differences between the 1972 version and this one, I felt that the recreation of that feeling of "oh my God did that just really happen?" is still 100% there. Surprisingly, as gruesome as I felt the remake was, it was, from what I remember, a bit tamer in terms of what happens to the girls than the 1972 version. For me, that was a positive about the movie. It was uncomfortable, yet, more watchable than the older version. In both films, the "bad" characters are similar...


old vs new

But they were modernized, obviously. I think that the original Krug, played by David Hess (top picture, on the left), was for some reason more scary and heartless to me, in my opinion. Garrett Dillahunt (seen above back center with the dark facial hair) did a really good job as well, I just didn't find him as repulsive and evil as Hess was. Don't' get me wrong, new Krug is just as much of an animal and you hate him just as much, I guess Dillahunt was just too much of a pretty villain (for lack of a better word) for me to be as disgusted by him. He struck me as "less filthy". David Hess looked like an escaped convict and had this look that he had already done some serious time, and really had nothing to lose. Dillahunt for some reason didn't give off that feeling for me.

Other than that though, I had no complaints. These guys and girl were as vicious as they come, and you loved to hate them. I feel like I always see that guy who played Francis, Aaron Paul, but I don't recognize any of his other work. He did ALOT of tv shows...and he was in a Korn music video? Nope. Can't remember. But he was great too. You're going to really hate this guy.

The entire first sequence of the movie with the cops taking Krug in is fantastic, and unexpected. From that moment on, I tried to blink as little as possible because I was so engrossed in this movie. The scenes are uncomfortable, to a degree nauseating, and horrifying. It is every parent's...and child's....worst nightmare, what happens to these girls.

Mari (played by Sara Paxton) is your average "good girl"..ok fine..she smokes a little pot...but other than that, she's purest of the pure. We also find that she is an excellent swimmer, which sure explains a lot later. Unfortunately for Mari, she falls victim to being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and she and her friend Paige end up in a horrible situation after meeting a mysterious boy named Justin.

The first half of the movie, I had my hand over my mouth, sitting at the edge of my seat, feeling near the point of sickness. Dennis Iliadis did a great job creating a mood of uneasiness and shock. I felt like I was there, watching helplessly, disgusted, wanting to help these girls or scream for help. There are also a couple of scenes where they almost seem like they're going to make it. Paige ends up escaping and running toward a construction site....as she yells and screams for help while being dragged away, we see some workers with hard hats not even noticing her. They also are driving in Mari's car, held hostage, and a cop car goes past them...noticing nothing. It leaves you with that feeling of "no way out", much like in the way The Texas Chainsaw Massacre does.

Krug and his crew: Francis, Sadie, and his son (who hates him) Justin, realize that by the girls being with Justin, they are compromising their hiding from the law, and decide to take the girls deep into the woods...

As in the original, there is a very graphic rape scene that absolutely horrified me. There is also a stabbing scene that was filmed in the most realistic way I've seen in a long time. I'm still not totally convinced that the girl playing Paige wasn't really stabbed.

Mari, who after being "deflowered" in a brutal and sadistic way by Krug, seems disoriented and runs to a lake where she decides to swim away. Krug takes a few shots and hits her square in the upper back, where we see Mari turn on her back and lay there, lifeless. At this point, the storm moves in, and Krug and co. decide to look for shelter.

Back at the Collingwood summer home (which is the last house on the left, btw), we find the Dr. and Mrs. enjoying a nice night alone. There's a knock at the door and....what are the chances? Krug's group is at the door. John, who is a doctor, helps fix Frances' nose, and due to the storm and the phones being dead, they offer to allow Krug's group to stay in the guest house.

I'd like to pause here and mention that I had read online that reviewers did not like Monica Potter and Tony Goldwyn's acting in this movie. I couldn't disagree more. I felt that all of the acting in this movie was totally believable. I honestly felt their pain as parents for their daughter, and their anger and fear. In the scene where the father realizes that his daughter has been raped, I actually shed a tear, that is how real it felt.

Anyway, Mari somehow makes it home (thank you swimming lessons!) and her parents make the connection (through a necklace she was wearing...dead brother Ben, long story, go see the movie) that it was team Krug that did this to her and they decide to take matters into their own hands.

Well, the rest of the movie is awesome. Revenge is so sweet. All I have to say is "microwave". Trust me, it's worth the $10.

If I had to rate this movie, I'd give it an 8...or even a 9 out of 10. I felt that this was one of the best horror movies I've seen recently. I actually can even say I liked it more than the 1972 version. The acting was great, the death scenes are great, the ending is great. I especially loved that the characters were down and dirty. The movie has a real gritty feel (granted, not as gritty as Devil's Rejects or House of 1000 Corpses, but still) and I loved the way it was shot. I was relieved that no matter how bleak and awful the movie felt, the ending totally redeemed it and you left feeling awesome. My only issue was the character Sadie's toplessness...I know..."toplessness" isn't really a word, but I can't describe her any other way...Seriously girl, put a bra on at least...there's no need for me to see "the girls" for an hour, ok?

But, other than that, I loved this movie. I got up after it ended and exclaimed, "That was awesome!"
My Monster Bash advice to you? GO SEE IT!

2009 Halloween Costume Preview

I realized that last March, I did a 2008 costume preview, so I figured that March seems like a perfect month to start planning your amazingly spooOoOoOoOoktacular costume for this year!

Extreme Halloween blog, whom I referred to last year for the latest up-and-coming for 2008, already has their top picks for 2009. In fact, they posted the beginnings of them in January. I love them. This year, they even have a poll where you pick the most anticipated costume of the year. Brilliant! It seems that they are predicting that the groOoOoOoovy spoOoOoky retro costumes, as usual, will be popular. I'm personally tired of them, but hey, that's just me. As for movies, Extreme Halloween blog predicts:

Transformers
Harry Potter
G.I. Joe
Hannah Montana
Watchmen
X-Men
Tinkerbell
Star Trek
Star Wars
Wizards of Waverly Place

As top movie costume ideas for this year.

Since I'm never satisfied with one opinion, I went to my pals at Halloween.com to see their ideas.
For men, they suggest the "usuals" (nerds, super heroes, Ryu from Street Fighter)...but then they threw in an outlier...


Golden Buddha. This thing is the creepiest costume I've ever seen in my life.

As for women, Halloween.com suggests the usual..."vixen pirate" and "50's girl" and "flapper"...boOoOOooOoring.

Halloween.com also has a category called "Top Colleges Halloween Costumes"...and my oh my...hide your college students, because these costumes are HORRENDOUS.


This one is called "Longuini and Meatballs". Ugh.




This one is..."The Shocker". Is this what college means to Halloween.com?



And this one, the least awful...the only one I would condone...is the Taco. If they didn't have this one, I'd have condemned the entire site.




As usual, buycostumes.com has the standards...



Goosh pants (whatever goosh is...it's gross...I searched "what are goosh pants?" on google, and just got a bunch of links to buy the costume. Nobody has a set definition, I guess.):




P.S. I love the way they have the guy posing..like he's proud, and yet, he's still kind of embarassed by the "goosh".


The "Fart-o-meter" (If you did this one home made, you'd be my hero):






In all honesty...why would you dress like this though? My main question would be "does the dial move?" Because if not...then it's totally not worth it.


Then, there's "The Birds" (from Alfred Hitchcock):






The Birds one is actually decent. Just make sure you're at a party where people know what that is. Otherwise they may think you're Jessica Simpson being attacked for having cookie crumbs on you...or something like that.





And of course, because Napoleon Dynamite will never die...they have this one...called "Instant Rapper":






here's the riveting description:
Girls only want boyfriends who have great COSTUME skills!
Made exclusively for BuyCostumes.com this costume kit guarantees you'll get your lady! Includes du-rag, moustache, and eagle necklace. You add a jacket (not included) and the new attitude! Get two of your friends to be Pedro (18695) and Napoleon (18849).
This is an officially licensed Napoleon Dynamite™ product


Really? Well, I guess that's kind of true. I only date hunks with real COSTUME skillz.





Moving along, I then travelled over to my pals, Halloween31.com to check out the new masks, wigs, and whatnot for this year's horrorfest. My personal favorite is "Blurp Charlie Skull Mask":

Also, I don't know if you may have noticed, but there were an awful lot of clown props here. Could they have caught wind to my theme last year and be hopping aboard the Murder Circus? Unfortunately, if you're into getting something from Halloween31, you have to wait for these awesome masks until around August, but by the looks of them, they are worth the wait!





After there, I stopped by the Halloween Adventure blog. Halloween Adventure is a chain of stores that come around seasonally. We generally tend to have about 3-5 in the radius that I shop in during the season. What's great about their blog is that they tag the costume categories, so it's much easier to look around.





Well, I think I've done some decent research. As always, hippies, trailer trash, 50's guys and dolls, and movie characters are always top of the pops.





I've been doing some deep thinking about my costume for this year, and I must admit, it's been my toughest year to date, I am not having an easy time picking my spoOoOoOoktacular costume for this year's Monster Bash. But I will say, the overall decor has been chosen and sketches and minor purchases are being made now. I know I say this every year, but Monster Bash 2009 will be the best one yet! So start getting those costumes together, guys and ghouls!

Resurrected from the Vault: Creepshow 2

Creepshow 2:


It was one of those horror movies that when I watch it, it brings back so many memories. My friends and I used to watch it religiously. We love love LOVED the 2nd story in it, and I probably memorized everything about it.

So one night on Encore, it was on and I couldn't help but to watch it, for nostalgia's sake.

I had almost completely forgotten it, and yet, I made Jim stay up and watch it with me.

First and foremost, Stephen King, Tom Savini, and George A. Romero all contributed to, and/or were in this film. I never realized that. Wow.

The movie follows this real/cartoon kid as he is enjoying the latest installment of the Creepshow comic. It details 3 separate tales:

1. "Old Chief Wood'n Head"

This one is probably my, and I guess everyone elses' (according to IMDB.com reviewers), least favorite. Basically, these two old people own a general store in the middle of some sort of Indian reservation. They have a good rapport, but one greedy guy, Sam:

thinks he's heading for Hollywood with his "hair" and kills the old couple while robbing their store. The creepy looking wooden Indian chief that they pan to every now and then, comes to life, and kills off Sam and his cronies, and in the end, is holding Sam's precious hair in his wooden grip. Boring. I still kind of think the guy playing Sam is Duane "The Rock" Johnson.



2. "The Raft"

The Raft was actually originally a short story written by Stephen King. While it was changed slightly for the film (George A. Romero wrote the screenplay), the basic idea of the story is the same. 4 college students (2 boys and 2 girls) decide to go out to this lake in the middle of Autumn and swim out to a raft in the middle of it. There's some sort of creature in the water that looks like a pool tarp that eats them, one by one. The best is Deke's death scene:


The characters keep saying it's an "oil slick" but it almost looks like a tar when it eats them:

This was my and my friends' favorite segment of Creepshow 2 when I was younger. The teens in this could have easily been in a Friday the 13th movie.


sorry, this was just too good to not put here.


3. "The Hitch-Hiker"
This has become my new favorite of the three. Basically, this story is about a woman who is a real shady character. She is cheating on her lawyer husband with a male...hooker? and she is driving home talking to herself. She hits a guy who is hitch hiking and begins to get multiple visits from him as she constantly is trying to destroy him,and he just wants to thank her...repeatedly...for the ride (sarcasm from the undead corpse, I know)

This could have been renamed "Thanks for the ride, lady"

(hahaha thanks to photobucket)
and I would have loved it even more. This one is so over the top and ridiculous, you have to see it. This guy gets mutilated to almost looking like a robot at the end

I searched "Thanks for the ride lady" and all of these pictures came up, by the way. Even YTMND.COM made a video for this.

This movie is so great. If you haven't seen it yet, I suggest you run out and get it...get it used if you have to....and skip Old Chief Wood'n Head, because the last two are the greatest.

SpoOoOoOky Irish

Spring is officially beginning on March 21st...which is the end of this week. I'm also almost on my way to sunny Florida for a few days, so thinking of dark and scary horror is getting mighty difficult over here...March is just too close to warmth and Spring to make me think of scary thoughts...


Wait! I knew March wouldn't be a total waste!! There's Leprechaun!! Frightening Irish! (Get it? Not "Fighting Irish"...geez I'm clever..wait...let me make sure I didn't steal that....hang on while I google...ha ha! Only sports-related!)





Anyway, Leprechaun was a horror movie from 1993 that spawned 5 awful sequels. It was also one of the first films Jennifer Aniston starred in.



I feel like we've talked about this before....Ah yes! I actually discussed this movie in pretty good detail back in June 2008.

But the real point of this post is to celebrate St. Patty's Day the only way Monster Bash Blog knows how...The SpooOoOoOOoky way!

So dust off your zombie leprechaun t-shirts from zazzle.com:

Pop in your VHS of Leprechauns 1-6...stick a few Lucky Charms covered in red dyed corn syrup to your head and say you got attacked by Lucky's ghost....Make some corned beef (charred flesh), cabbage (severed head) , potatoes (eyeballs), and carrots (fingers)...and down a few bewitched brews!

Mirrors//////srorriM

Wow, spelling Mirrors backwards was more difficult than I thought!

Anyways, I recently watched that spOoOOoOOoky movie starring Kiefer Sutherland, Mirrors, on Movies on Demand (my new bff since Monsters HD decided to end its relationship with fun and horror). The movie was adapted from the 2003 movie, Geoul Sokeuro.

Basically, the movie is about a former cop, who I guess shot and killed someone, and is struggling with the aftermath of coping with killing another human being. He tries to re enter to workforce in order to eventually regain good standing with the police force. He gets a job as the new night watchman of the Mayflower department store, which is now a heap of ruin after a devastating fire. Strange things begin happening with the mirrors, of course everything thinks he's crazy because he's saying that the mirrors are "looking back at" him, and horror ultimately ensues.

The beginning of the movie is very awesome and promising. We are initially introduced to the former night watchman, Gary Lewis (seen above here), who is running for his life and is talking to the mirrors. He ends up slitting his throat (well, not him, but his mirror self) and it's gruesome and gory. I remember saying out loud to Jim "That was great." I was immediately into this movie.

Then, the dialogue between Kiefer Sutherland and his estranged wife comes. And it is horrendous. I felt almost embarassed for saying "that was great" earlier because I felt the pressure of this movie not being able to continue the awesomeness of the first 5 mins.

But then, the death scene of the sister, Angela, happens. And the movie is almost completely redeemed.

Her mirror self tears her own jaw off and it's a bloody self inflicted massacre. Very gory, and suprisingly very clever. Whoever thought of this idea is disgusting...and brilliant.

The rest of the movie, sadly, is kind of a throw-away...he's trying to solve the mirror's mystery and find some woman named Anna Esseker, and she's a nun or something, and he drags her back to the Mayflower at gunpoint where she takes on the evil mirror spirits...but his family is home alone where there is water building up in the house and guess what? Water creates reflections! Oh no! ...and then, whatever...I'm bored typing it already. I think the basis is that the Mayflower was built next to or on top of a former psychiatric ward of a hospital? Was that it? Oh, should've known.

I think what makes this movie so scary, for me at least, is the mirrors themselves. How scary is walking to the bathroom or kitchen in the middle of the night, passing a mirror, and wondering if there's something or someone behind you? I used to be TERRIFIED of Bloody Mary, and would refuse to look at a mirror anywhere near midnight or in the dark, because maybe...

...just maybe...

she'd be looking back at me.

It Begins...Again.

The countdown is on...(p.s. it's actually been on...did you scroll to the bottom of the page and admire my awesome countdown? It' s been there since November 1st, 2008...where have you been?)


I have been locked away in my spoOoOOoOooOoOkified lair for days now thinking about Monster Bash 2009. I seem to have a routine of taking about 4 months off after Monster Bash of the previous year, and beginning my brainstorming / planning / creating the invitations /negotiating with Jim in March; then I "let it rest" officially, but continue my own research and planning beneath the radar until August; and then I do the "final touches" (ordering last minute supplies, sketches, costume fittings, etc), if you will, before the actual preparation and decorating starts in mid-to-late September.

I know this all sounds strange to you mortal souls, however, hear me out. This formula works, especially since I take my Monster Bashes very seriously, and so should you!

First and foremost, planning a massive event like Monster Bash takes time...more than a month or two, especially if you're doing elaborate decor. Last year, we went with a theme (Murder Circus) and I was so glad I started in March 2008 because I was working down to the wire to make Jim's room into a Big Top from Hell:

This year, the decor of Monster Bash 2009 is going to be the biggest yet, so I need to get started ASAP.

Second, the prices for Halloween props right now are incredible. Sure, you have to search just a little bit harder, but saving a significant amount of cold cash is worth the hunt. I get everything I need early, and then I can add to what I already have if necessary as the date approaches.

Third, digging out the props you bought 6 months ago is like a new surprise! I forget about 65% of what I buy from March to August, so when Jim and I break out everything, it's like I've been given special Halloween gifts to hang up in his room. I mean, I bought them, but I forgot about it.
Fourth, you've got alot going on. Not only are you planning and crafting your amazing costume, you're also decorating for the most insanely popular party of all time. Of course it's alot to take on. So starting in March allows you ample time to do little by little.

So, it's March 10th. Jim and I brainstormed on Saturday the 7th and came up with our decor and some of the major details. I'm right on track as far as I'm concerned. Now, I'm doing some online research, ordering small items that can easily be stored, and finding great deals. Soon I'll make sketches of the room, and begin delving into my costume.

This year, I'm at a disadvantage, because I have few ideas on what I want to be this year. Penguin mailman? Maybe.

And so, here's to another successful Monster Bash pre-planning season! Consider it the "spring training" of Halloween!