Monday, September 29, 2008

Skeletons are Scary

Skeletons...they're just a bunch of bones! What makes them so scary?

Personally, I think that skeletons are scary because they are what's underneath all of us.

Also, going to college for Biology made me very scared of skeletons, because in Anatomy & Physiology, I had to learn about them....ALL 206 of them.

(also, not very scary,but if you watch this guy dance while listening to "Cookie Jar" by Gym Class Heroes, it's very entertaining, f.y.i).

So anyway, Skulls are what really makes the skeleton scary. People get really freaked out by that strange constant grin that the skull has.

no eyes, no nose, just holes.

empty...and yet, smiling...kind of.

I can't even begin to tell you what a difference having a skull on your coffee table makes for ambiance. Try it out, it's a quick spoOoOooky fix to your Halloween decor.

And of course, there's the skull and crossbones:

This either means "pirates", "danger", or "poison".
none of which can be a good thing.

And then you always have your general bones:

These are great (the fakes ones I mean) for making a "graveyard" or "boneyard" at your halloween party.

Just buy a bag of bones from the party store, and scatter them about...kind of like the "morgue" at Monster Bash 2007:

Let's face it, no matter what type of skeleton you acquire for your own Monster Bash (not to be confused with the awesomeness of THE Monster Bash 2008), it's a win-win situation!

Coming up next blog...OCTOBER!!!!


Jim said...

What about Mr. Bones?

Monster Bash Blog said...

Mr. Bones is a living (undead) legend

Anonymous said...

*says very quietly*
I collect skulls and bones. Animal only,i swear.
So far.