Saturday, June 6, 2009

"Quarantine" / [REC] Equally Terrified Me

Every now and then, Jim uses his "MyCokeRewards" points, because he drinks an ungodly amount of Coke Zero, and we rent free movies.

Fortunately, we both agreed on two horror movies, and one of them was Quarantine.

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We watched the preview on OnDemand and I was pumped!
Here's the trailer...so great:


Quarantine is the 2008 remake to the 2007 Spanish film, REC.
quarantine movie Pictures, Images and Photos

Here's the trailer for REC:


You can watch the entire film for REC here, it's a playlist separated into parts. That's what I did. Trust me, it's great.

Quarantine is almost shot-for-shot identical to REC. Here's the plot:
Basically, a news reporter (all pictures taken from Quarantine stills, btw):

and cameraman (Angela and Scott...or Pablo if you're watching REC) are filming a night segment following around fire fighters in Los Angeles. Everything is filmed as though you are behind the camera lens, kind of like Cloverfield, but less shakey for the most part. Anyway, Angela meets and becomes friendly with two firefighters, Fletch and Jake. They receive a call to an apartment building, where they discover a woman drooling blood, and foaming at the mouth.

(This might not actually be the woman in the beginning, I can't really remember, but this pic is pretty sweet).
Two police officers are already there, along with Fletch and Jake, and many of the apartment tenants. The woman attacks one of the police officers:

and throws Fletch over the stairwell.


Both are bitten by the woman.



At this point, the law enforcement and SWAT teams outside board up the building, quarantining it off from the rest of the world. Snipers are set up to not let anyone escape the building. The electricty goes out, and cell phone services are cut off. We also find out after some time in the movie when Angela, Scott, and some tenants sneak upstairs to an old tv, that the chief of police assures news reporters outside that "everyone has been evacuated". Which isn't true. Obviously. There is then an awesome scene where Scott beats an infected girl to death with the camera lens. Incredible.





Camera smash death scene doesn't happen in REC, which is a shame.

As time goes on, people in the building are getting sick, bitten, and become infected and insane. Fletch, despite a major compound fracture and a major fall on his face earlier, is up and walking...and foaming at the mouth.


They sedate Fletch and bring him to the back where the Police officer who was bitten and another sick girl are being contained. A veterinarian living in the complex tends to the wounds and discovers that the symptoms being suffered are like accelerated Rabies that he's seen in animals.

Everyone is forced to wait in the lobby area in a group, and as they do a headcount, it is learned that there was a man from Boston renting the attic apartment but hasn't been seen for over a month. At this point, Angela interviews a young girl and her mother who explain that she has bronchitis and her dog, Max, was sick too, so her dad brought him to the vet and can't get back into the building.

At this point, the other remaining police officer receives word that the CDC is coming in to take blood samples and assess the wounded. The vet tells them that a blood sample can't determine rabies, but rather a brain sample. This causes a scuffle.

Anyway, the CDC comes in in their space suits

and they begin drilling into Fletch's skull. Fletch comes to and attacks one of the CDC men. The other CDC guy tells Jake and the rest of the people in the building that a sick dog was brought the vet and began attacking and killing the other animals. Angela ties this together with her earlier interview and discovers that the little girl with the dog Max is infected.

The little girl bites her mother, and runs off. This causes a frenzy and everyone is running around and Jake exclaims "We've lost control of the building". Angela begins to suffer an emotional breakdown, and everyone is running for their lives.

People are bitten, one guy tries to escape and is shot by a sniper (so much for everyone being evacuated huh?).

The landlord tells Jake and Angela that there is an escape through a drainpipe in the sewer, but that the keys are on the third floor. They make it up, get the keys, but Jake is killed by the now-infected landlord.

Angela and the cameraman are the only two left. They try to get downstairs, but are surrounded by the infected, so they are forced to go upstairs. They somehow end up in the Boston man's attic apartment and think that he is gone and the room is vacant.

They find news articles about doomsday and discover that the Boston man has been experimenting with the virus that has infected everyone. They end up having the light blown out by an infected boy, and use night vision to see the emaciated and gaunt Boston tenant roaming around in the dark. Angela can't see anything, only Scott through the camera, and it is an extremely intense moment. Angela ends up making noise, causing the insanely creepy Boston man to attack Scott and eat him. Angela, now searching in the dark, finds the camera, is attacked as well...drops the camera...tries to drag herself toward it in the pitch black, and is dragged off into the darkness.
Terrifying.

At first, I didn't recognize anyone, but then...I picked out that Fletch was played by Johnathan Schaech (Jimmy from That Thing You Do) and Jake the hunky fireman was played by Jay Hernandez (Crazy/Beautiful and Hostel) as the two firemen. I also was so impressed by the star of the movie, Jennifer Carpenter, that I looked her up and she is from The Exorcism of Emily Rose, White Chicks, and she is married to Michael C. Hall from Six Feet Under and Dexter.

I felt that the acting in this was very believeable. Angela, although sometimes annoying with her freaking out, was pretty accurate as to how I think anyone would behave in that given situation. The infected were awesome, vomitting blood, biting, screeching. It was really, really scary. I jumped about 6 or 7 different times. The filming through the camera lens was even more scary because you felt like you were right there in it. This movie must have been great at the theaters.
I also woke up in the middle of the night scared I'd see the monster in night vision again.
So what are the major differences between REC and Quarantine?
1. The ending is slightly different between the two...In Quarantine, it's a man from Boston in a cult with the "doomsday virus"...and REC, it's an agent from the Vatican trying to cure a possessed girl and gives up, leaving her to rot in the attic.
2. The final monster in REC is a million times more amazing looking than in Quarantine
3. The scene with Fletch getting up and walking around is not in REC
4. Camera smash death isn't in REC :(
5. The whole rabies theory isn't even introduced in REC
6. Only one CDC guy comes in, and he doesn't drill brains
7. No rabid dogs in REC
8. No TV scene that says "Everyone has been evacuated"
9. No drunk tenant trying to go upstairs
10. The mom of the little girl in REC is more of a bitch
11. No snipers kill anyone in REC
12. Replace veterinarian with intern
13. REC is in Spanish
Other than those, everything right down to the night vision ending is identical.

Seriously, rent this movie, or even watch REC....or both....you will love them!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Howl at the Moon June

It's June....and today marks 4 months until October!

Time flies when you're thinking spoOooOooooOooOky!!!

Fun Fact, there will be a full moon on June 7th this year, so all of you werewolves out there, get pumped.

full moon Pictures, Images and Photos
What else is going on this month? There's an incredible movie coming out this month featuring zombies that you've never in your wildest dreams imagined would have been featured in a horror film, but I'm not going to elaborate just yet. That's for a whole blog within itself! Just cherish that run-on sentence until I update you further.


Seriously people, if you have any horror filled suggestions, throw them my way...Monster Bash Blog welcomes any ideas for scary blogs! (June's a tough month spoOoOky-wise).

So, here we go again...another month...another 8 blogs...another day closer to Halloween!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

MB Blog's Courtney Girls Blog Appreciation Day: 30 Days of Night

I've been doing a lot of spoOoOoOooOky appreciations lately, haven't I?
And by "a lot"...I mean two. I like doing them though, I mean...what better way to blog about spoOoOoOoOky Halloween magic than to include you, my wonderfully terrifying readers!

In one of my past blogs, Julie from the Courtney Girls blog suggested a great horror movie:

30 Days of Night (2007)
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and I was shocked, and slightly embarassed, that I haven't covered this movie yet, because it is great!

So, closing out the un-spoOoOoOky month of May is a horrorfest known as: Monster Bash Blog's SpoOoOoOktacular Review of 30 Days of Night!



The movie is based off of a horror comic book series of the same name. Directed by David Slade (also directing the next Twilight film: Eclipse), the movie takes place in a town called Barrow, Alaska. We join the movie as the town is gearing up for the annual period that the sun sets for 30 days, and the town is besieged by darkness. Josh Hartnett stars as Sheriff Eben Oleson, who is the hunky, good looking sheriff in town.
30 days of Night Pictures, Images and Photos
Of course, there's an underlying drama of him and his wife, Stella, going through a separation, and she is preparing to leave town for the 30 day period and leave Eben in the dust.
30 Days of Night 101 Pictures, Images and Photos
That's Stella. She's one badass chick. And a heartbreaker.

Let me also just say here that I love, love, love when I'm watching a horror movie and the screen goes black and it says something like "Last day of sun" or whatever. I love it. It creates such a spoOoOoOOky mood. They had it in 28 Weeks Later as well and I loved that too. I appreciate the little things.

Anyway, we follow Sheriff Love Stallion all over Barrow as he does his rounds...except today, weird things are happening that can't be explained...

A weird stranger has entered the town...but he hasn't flown in...he's walked (you see him in the beginning).
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**note my only pet peeve with this movie really is the stranger's voice...it's pretty annoying.
Anyway...
People start brutally dying.

Then the power goes out and the phones go down.

And then...vampires go on a murderous rampage!

There's blood all over the snow covered town. It's mayhem.

Basically, this movie is a vampire movie. But not like, Dracula vampires....

These vampires are friggin' awesome looking:

30 Days Of Night Pictures, Images and Photos

Their eyes are black and beady...and they are covered in blood and they make these screechy noises when they're "feeding". They also speak another language, and they love classical music.

This one is the "head vampire":
30 Days of Night Pictures, Images and Photos
He does most of the talking. The others mainly screech.

The survivors in the town have to wait for snowstorms to provide cover so that they can move from building to building in an attempt to make it to where the generators are to wait out the rest of the 30 days until daylight reappears.

A lot of crazy things happen...and the ending breaks my heart. I mean...come on. Why can't the ending be happy? So sad. He loves her.

You can actually watch the entire movie on YouTube here (it's in different parts, but all you need to do is click). I actually watched the entire thing again and it was just as awesome as I remembered it, and I saw it in theaters...so this is pretty good. Just a suggestion...do the full screen if you're going to watch it on YouTube...I learned that by part 6 and it was so much better.

Oh, and think you're a fan?
Think again!
30 Days of Night Pictures, Images and Photos

Thursday, May 28, 2009

H2 Will Be 2 Times SpoOoOoOoOkier!

Monster Bash Blog Terrifying Teaser Time!

In 1978, John Carpenter made one of my favorite movies of all time: Halloween.
In the years to follow, up until around 2002, there were a total of 8 sequels.
In 2007, Rob Zombie created a "remake" of Halloween which explored the inner workings and beginnings of Michael Myers.



The remake was awesome because Rob Zombie's films tend to be very shocking, gory, and violent...yet very entertaining to watch. Halloween was no exception.
There were definitely some scenes that were horribly difficult to watch...like this one below:
This scene is where the bully that tortured Michael Myers at school during the day is walking home from school through the woods...
(Warning! This clip is pretty gruesome):

The clown mask even creeped me out.

Overall, I felt that Zombie payed homage to one of the greatest horror films ever.

So you can imagine my excitement when I found out that Rob Zombie's sequel to the original Halloween was going to be coming out...and it's called....H2:




Not to be confused with Halloween H2O:


According to the official website, H2 will be in theaters on August 28th...that's so soon! It's exactly 3 months from today...that's 3 months to get insanely pumped about it!!!

More to come on this later...

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Horrors of Heatstroke

I realize that with Mummy-morial Day coming up, the unofficial start of summer is on the horizon. Once May 25th rears its warm, sunny head... pools will open, tank tops will be put in the top drawer, lemonade and ice cream become major food groups, and people spend their days bbq'ing and having deck parties. Halloween seems to be so far away....

But something much more terrifying lurks in the shadows cast by the seemingly inviting sunshine....HEATSTROKE!

So....Hot...Can't....Go...On....Wearing...Jeans....

Here's a spOoOoooooooOoOooky picture of heatstroke effects:





so calm...yet....so horrifying and sweaty...on...half of his face? I wonder if this is one of those "Goofus and Gallant" things from Highlights magazine? This picture reminds me of Greg Tolan (Billy Zabka...also from the Karate Kid) from "Just one of the Guys"
billy zabka Pictures, Images and Photos

Kind of? No? Fine.

Anyway...where was I? Oh...
Heatstroke, or Hyperthermia, occurs when the body's temperature rises to such a high degree that it can't cool itself off. The heat isn't dissipated enough to maintain a normal temperature, and the body take a major hit from it, sometimes even resulting in death!

So what should I do?!







AHHH!! This guy is so serious, I'm scared.

Scary picture of a guy laying there. There's so much going on here...fluids...fans....compresses....


Mayo Clinic offers some comprehensive tips to identifying heat stroke and treatments.

Also, my friend and every doctor's arch nemesis, WebMD, also gives some great info.

Heatstroke has such a vendetta against us that there was even a b-alien-sci-fi-horror movie made called...Heatstroke! Starring Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper) and D.B. Sweeney from The Cutting Edge and that movie about the Alien abduction (Fire in the Sky), the movie is about a model and a marine fighting against aliens who want to destroy Earth through Global Warming! Scary!
I seriously used to think you could find ANYTHING on the internet...but....I cannot find the trailer for this movie. This makes me think one of three things:
a) This movie doesn't really exist
b) Nobody on Earth has seen it
c) It's so horrible that nobody even bothered to post it
I boldfaced the one that I think is true. What do you think?
So, enjoy your bbq's, unsuspecting victims...and beware...when the sun hits high noon....HEATSTROKE IS COMING FOR YOU!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Unsafe Carnival Rides are Scary

I remember as a kid I used to get SO PUMPED when I would see those carnival fliers that a carnival was coming to town. I knew all the carnival "hotspots"...the K-Mart parking lot....next to Wendy's...you know what I'm talking about.

And then I'd usually get someone to take me, or as I got older, I'd get dropped off to meet friends and we'd do the "laps" around the carnival, play a few games, maybe I'd win some garbage that would sit on my shelf or in the garbage forever.

And of course...there were the horrifying carnival rides....

Zipper
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It appears that this is a main website for the Zipper. The Zipper is one of the most terrifying rides of all because the only thing separating you from a concrete death is a small pin holding together a thin cage of painted metal. Also, the guy running the Zipper is rarely someone that you would want to converse with on a human level. He (I've never seen a she) usually has mid-back length hair, is wearing a flannel that has a few holes in it, sporting unkempt facial hair, a backwards Daffy Duck cap, and may be covered in motor oil. His fingernails are also 4 inches long and he loves listening to Godsmack while rotating the Zipper cages. Or Drowning Pool.

The Zipper also has its very own Facebook. Who'd have thought?

The Domain of Death3 , which has some great reviews on all rides, carnival and otherwise, also has some great info on the Zipper.

Gravitron
my ride Pictures, Images and Photos


Are we in outer space?! Whoa!! The Gravitron is perhaps the most visually appealing ride of them all, with a weird UFO design. While on the ride, you'll notice about 70% of the riders turn themselves completely upside down, and the rest of the people are busy feeling their cheeks separate from the rest of their faces. Also, you have to walk up an awesome ramp into complete darkness where it's you, your friends, complete strangers, and some dude, usually a DJ in the making, in the center running the ride/music selection. The music in here is either techno, metal, or gangster rap. Take your pick, I've seen them all.
This video has the elusive "hip hop" dj:



Kamikaze
ride. Pictures, Images and Photos

The Kamikaze ride looks kind of like two opposing hammers that swing past each other and go upside down and makes me want to barf. Fortunately, you get a shoulder harness. Unfortunately, it doesn't look safe to me.

Ring of Fire
old ring of fire ride Pictures, Images and Photos

This ride is basically one huge loop. It's a rollercoaster that is in an eternal loop mode. According to its Wiki page, it says it's not good to operate this ride in frequent lightning. Apparently there is a lot of red tape to operating this ride: hydroplaning, not allowing poor unsuspecting riders to hang upside down for more than 6 seconds, etc. It also makes loud screeching noises as it reaches the top to stop. Yikes.

RoundUp


This is basically an outdoor version of the Gravitron (see above), but it moves up and into the air instead of staying stationary. At Six Flags Great Adventure, it's called "Fantasy Fling". Did that close? I don't remember. RoundUp makes me extremely uncomfortable, because if memory serves, all that's holding you in is centrifugal force and a piece of chain from dog leash.

Scrambler


Apparently, this isn't known to the entire world as the Scrambler, which upsets me. It's actually more well known as "the Twist". And upon reading the Wiki page, there are two distinctive types of Twists: Grasscutter and and Sizzler. The difference? Sizzler kills more riders than the Grasscutter. Just kidding...well...not really.

Pharoah's Fury

Also known as "the Pirate Ship" or in some more extreme cases, a space shuttle that actually goes upside-down, the Pharoah's Fury is a pendulum-style ride that basically goes back and forth and continuously raises in height until giving the feeling that you are practically vertical. The daredevils usually sit on the far ends, because you feel like you're even higher than everyone else and like you're falling out the seat. The older crowd takes the middle, usually. I guess what make this terrifying is the fact that they way the seats are, you are looking at everyone on the other side...which I find weird and uncomfortable. Also, you're held in by a lap bar and that's it. I can't tell you how many times I feared the boat becoming "unhinged" and launching me to my doom.

Ferris Wheel
ferris wheel Pictures, Images and Photos

I hate heights. Like....I haaaaate them. I don't even like standing on chairs...too high. So the ferris wheel just is not a winner for me. Also, the way they are constructed at carnivals makes me even more firm in my hatred of them. It's a sloooow rise up to the top and sometimes, you get stuck up there...or your cart detaches and you crash to the ground. Either way, I'm not having it. I don't care how romantic you think it is.

Fun Slide

The Fun Slide is a ride where you literally do all of the work. You have to grab a filthy potato sack that everyone else has been riding/vomitting/spitting/crying/drooling on, walk up, up, up to the top of the slide, and then wait until it's your turn to possibly go flying off the side to your death, because there are no rails...just yellow greased mayhem all the way down to the bottom, where you roll onto some outdoor carpet that's covering pavement. This is my least favorite of all carnival rides.

Chair-O-Planes


In terms of "least protection from death", this ride comes pretty close. Picture being on a swing in a swingset...that starts violently flailing you around and you are basically held there by a long chain. And then the chain breaks. Or the ride collapses. Ok, maybe not always, but the chance is there.

Another ride called the Yo-Yo (a variation of the Chair-O-Plane rides) is apparently very unsafe...This happened last year in May



There's so much uncertainty when you go on carnival rides. First, who or what is that person running your ride? Does he have concern for human life? Also, why is "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" constantly on repeat by every scary ride? Are these rides even safe?

Who can forget Kaitlyn Lassiter, the teenage girl who's feet were severed on the Superman ride at Six Flags in Kentucky?

Not to compare Six Flags with that of the travelling carnival, but there are sure a lot of accidents that occur.
Here's a list of all incidents that occurred at a Six Flags park.


RideAccidents.com is a great site provides all up to date accidents referring to rides.

For the most part, I'm sure these rides run fine and for every accident, there are a billion riders that walk away just fine. I just personally can't trust any ride that is taking my life into its hands that can be assembled/disassembled in a day.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Dr. Giggles

I have a really funny memory of my friend Heather and I when we were younger. Heather was always such a horror movie buff and her parents had a great collection.

One year for our town's Halloween parade and contest, I think we were in 6th grade, I dressed up like the Molly Doll from American Girl (I know, not my brightest moment in horror history) and she dressed up as Dr. Giggles.
Dr. Giggles Pictures, Images and Photos
You can just imagine the judges at this event, judging adorable apple-cheeked 6th graders and coming up on a girl wearing a bloody surgeon uniform. I think she won 1st place, I'd like to think based on their fear and her creativity.

In any case, that was one of her favorite movies, and I remember her so vividly carring a huge knife (fake, obv, we were like 11), wearing bloody scrubs, and telling people she was Dr. Giggles...followed by a maniacal preteen giggle.
Dr. Giggles Pictures, Images and Photos

Dr. Giggles is from 1992, directed by Manny Coto (for all of you Star Trek/24 fans out there). It's about the psycho son of a murdering surgeon who comes back to the town of Moorehigh to "seek revenge" and "giggles" while he kills everyone.

Basically, he and his father were "ripping patients' hearts out in a gory attempt to bring back the doctor's dead wife" -Wikipedia. That father surgeon was stoned to death, but the son (Dr. Giggles) escaped.

Dr. Giggles ends up coming back to Moorehigh, out for revenge.

It really doesn't star anyone famous, except Holly Marie Combs, who is in Charmed and that lifetime movie where she and her boyfriend are in the military and they kill some girl and then they talk to each other in code like instead of saying "I love you" they say "greenish brown female sheep" (get it? olive ewe?) or something like that:
Holly, Dr. Giggles Pictures, Images and Photos
She always looks like she's super pissed or in serious pain. Perfect for Dr. Giggles.

Anyway, Combs stars as the main character, Jennifer, who coincidentally is diagnosed with a heart condition and has to wear a monitor. Of course, there's parties and promiscuous teens involved, and Jennifer goes through drama seeing her bf Max with another girl and running away, all while Dr. Giggles is on a murderous rampage.

Jennifer eventually gets successful heart surgery all while defeating Dr. Giggles. A lot is accomplished by Jennifer in this film, I suppose!


Also, this movie is filled with bizarre medical murder scenes and corny lines delivered by the Doc.



I mean...the tagline is:

Sorry...the Doctor is in...sane

Tell me you didn't cringe a little on that one.

He also addressed the audience directly at the end when he's dying, saying, "Is there a doctor in the house?" Boo.....

All in all, this movie is so ridiculous, you should see it. For nostalgia's sake.